That's a thought!
allysmom (Guest)
Not gonna happen
hide the remote
allysmom (Guest)
drive them crazy
by not having
control of the
quicker flipper clicker
<say that 3 times fast...altogether now...>
<say that 3 times fast...altogether now...>
and all that
manly clicker stuff
mine's just mine
You're blissfully single!
but seeing double
would gladly share
but not relinquish
My Double Bubble (if you don't mind ABC gum... )
Is there a woman anywhere who gets to sit in the recliner when the man's at home? Anywhere?
or the recliner!
this was supposed to be the next line.
this was supposed to be the next line.
I sol..sol..solem...slovenly <hic> swear
TIME OUT--- and this may sound morbid, but it's also funny 6 years removed.
Hubby got new recliner (i got a new rocking chair). Recliner was a luxury model with massage, heat, storage arms, etc.
First time he sat in it, he leaned back with remote in hand, of course, and said "Ahhh, this is great! I could die happy in this chair."
Well, i don't know if he was happy, but he did die in the chair... with the remote in his lap.
Hubby got new recliner (i got a new rocking chair). Recliner was a luxury model with massage, heat, storage arms, etc.
First time he sat in it, he leaned back with remote in hand, of course, and said "Ahhh, this is great! I could die happy in this chair."
Well, i don't know if he was happy, but he did die in the chair... with the remote in his lap.
quote:I sol..sol..solem...slovenly <hic> swear
that is cute
quote:Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:
TIME OUT--- and this may sound morbid, but it's also funny 6 years removed.
Hubby got new recliner (i got a new rocking chair). Recliner was a luxury model with massage, heat, storage arms, etc.
First time he sat in it, he leaned back with remote in hand, of course, and said "Ahhh, this is great! I could die happy in this chair."
Well, i don't know if he was happy, but he did die in the chair... with the remote in his lap.
PuF...All the men are thinking "man, what a way to go".
See what did I tell you about poetic justice! Waiting for the LUM to go in the hang glider.
Remember I told you what he said the night I told him I had the apartment rented and was moving out? He loved my check (I was an insurance agent). He sat down heavily in his recliner, sighed, looked sad (I had been wondering if indeed I wanted to break up the children's home) and said, "Well, I guess I won't get my hang glider!"
Epiphany time! It was, indeed, time to go!
Remember I told you what he said the night I told him I had the apartment rented and was moving out? He loved my check (I was an insurance agent). He sat down heavily in his recliner, sighed, looked sad (I had been wondering if indeed I wanted to break up the children's home) and said, "Well, I guess I won't get my hang glider!"
Epiphany time! It was, indeed, time to go!
allysmom (Guest)
That really sucks!
Yeah, then he married the w i t c h from h e l l.
My brother in law and father in law went to feed the cows in front of his house and the new wife was mowing the yard on a riding lawn mower in a thong bikini a couple of years ago (she is waaaay older than any of us and about 275 lb now). The brotherinlaw said his very conservative father didn't say a word, neither did he, until they came back and the father looked at him and said, "Son, let this just be between us!"
My brother in law and father in law went to feed the cows in front of his house and the new wife was mowing the yard on a riding lawn mower in a thong bikini a couple of years ago (she is waaaay older than any of us and about 275 lb now). The brotherinlaw said his very conservative father didn't say a word, neither did he, until they came back and the father looked at him and said, "Son, let this just be between us!"
vick13..you crack me up.
You all crack me up. Where were you guys when we lived there?
mowing the grass.
quote:on a riding lawn mower in a thong bikini a couple of years ago (she is waaaay older than any of us and about 275 lb now).
at that size wouldn't any bikini be a thong bikini?
allysmom (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:quote:on a riding lawn mower in a thong bikini a couple of years ago (she is waaaay older than any of us and about 275 lb now).
at that size wouldn't any bikini be a thong bikini?
thats just gross
Did somebody say
what i think
allysmom (Guest)
when I go
downtown on my
allysmom (Guest)
brand spanking new
waiting on you
to make up
your mind if
you ever decide
Time out! At that size, it was butt floss. And of course I loved it. If you knew the LUM you would like it better. He's real little.
vick13,what the?
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