which are tiny
compared to Godzilla
who's a girl
impersonating a dragon
because she lusts
for fiery philanderings
instead of burnt
hair from candles
and satanic verses
from naughty nurses
chanting terrible curses
and hoping that
not one cat
would saunter by
and it's life
or all nine
lives on the
fence and howls
meows and purrs
like it's 1999
bad dream time
Taciturn (Guest)
that can be
a REAL nightmare
when somebody's knocking
and does not
take time to
let you open
a can of
roasted mixed nuts
Taciturn (Guest)
that will make
silly rodent jokes
instead of talking
with forked tongue
and singing Kumbayah
while roasting weiners
quote:Originally posted by *PuckerupFrog*:
while roasting weiners
and yummy marshmallows
on different sticks
from spaghetti trees
[On April 1, 1957 the British news show Panorama broadcast a three-minute segment about a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. The success of the crop was attributed both to an unusually mild winter and to the “virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil.” The audience heard Richard Dimbleby, the show’s highly respected anchor, discussing the details of the spaghetti crop as they watched video footage of a Swiss family pulling pasta off spaghetti trees and placing it into baskets. The segment concluded with the assurance that, “For those who love this dish, there’s nothing like real, home-grown spaghetti.” ]
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/Hoaxipedia/Swiss_Spaghetti_Harvest/
[On April 1, 1957 the British news show Panorama broadcast a three-minute segment about a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. The success of the crop was attributed both to an unusually mild winter and to the “virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil.” The audience heard Richard Dimbleby, the show’s highly respected anchor, discussing the details of the spaghetti crop as they watched video footage of a Swiss family pulling pasta off spaghetti trees and placing it into baskets. The segment concluded with the assurance that, “For those who love this dish, there’s nothing like real, home-grown spaghetti.” ]
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/Hoaxipedia/Swiss_Spaghetti_Harvest/
when the harvest
of bountiful linguine
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