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onepatriot7onepatriot7Hall of Famer
victim to police officer: and dude, that A hole took my ounce baggy of "purple haze II" reefer. Eeker

Florence Police

A half gallon of whiskey and a 1-ounce bag of marijuana were taken from a residence in the 100 block of Blair Street.


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onepatriot7onepatriot7Hall of Famer
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Originally posted by leo:
If they recover the weed. will they charge the thief and the victim with possesion? I think I would have forgotten to mention the bag of weed.


i have no idea but i would think that once the victim signed the complaint it could be considered an "admission of fact" and the officer could have made a possession arrest based soley on that.


farmer green-jeans to lauderdale county sheriffs dispatch: help!! there's a bunch of guys dressed in camoflauge with vest that say DEA raiding my "gorilla grow" fields, send everthing you have before they ruin my whole crop!!
onepatriot7onepatriot7Hall of Famer
quote:
Originally posted by wright35633:
That is so awesome. New show to air .... America's dumbest crime victims.


hey wright, i bet this guy let FPD in their home to take photo's and collect evidence like bong's and pipes and stuff to help prove they actually owned the marijuana in question, wonder if it had a serial number or they had etched their initials in the baggy? Smiler
onepatriot7onepatriot7Hall of Famer
Sassy, rumor has it that both the victim and perp were stoned, the victim was sittin on his couch eatin cheetos and watching I Love Lucy re-runs when the perp walked in and politely asked where the stash was, the victim pointed over to the coffee table and the perp picked up the stash and walked out, no violence whatsoever.

this is unacceptable, when theft gets to this level where a person boldly steals anothers reefer, its time to double our police force until this madness/anarchy is under control.

sorry i couldn't resist Razzer
HomesickGirlHomesickGirlHall of Famer
There was a story in our local paper about a man in Leoma who was at a cookout when a neighbor woman came over and performed a 'sex act' on him. When it was all over, his lortabs were missing out of his pants pocket.

Headline was something like, "Drugs stolen during sex act" and there was a lurid account of how the lady was in his lap doing whatever and she ALLEGEDLY stole his drugs.

The only reason this made the paper is that this paper gets a lot of its stories from the police arrest records. So, the info in the newspaper story was provided by the 'victim' in the case, due to the fact that he called the cops to report his stolen pills.
L lawguy07Hall of Famer
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Originally posted by tcf531:
posession of an ounce or less is a misdemeanor....


Not exactly correct. In Alabama, possession "for personal use" is a misdemeanor, except if you already have a conviction for possession of marijuana 2nd, it becomes a felony. Personal use is somewhat subjective and it's not strictly based on weight. And the point Sassy was making is that the THEFT of the pot is a felony. Theft of a controlled substance is Theft 2nd, a Class C felony.
Sassy KimsSassy KimsOld Faithful
quote:
Originally posted by lawguy07:
quote:
Originally posted by tcf531:
posession of an ounce or less is a misdemeanor....


Not exactly correct. In Alabama, possession "for personal use" is a misdemeanor, except if you already have a conviction for possession of marijuana 2nd, it becomes a felony. Personal use is somewhat subjective and it's not strictly based on weight. And the point Sassy was making is that the THEFT of the pot is a felony. Theft of a controlled substance is Theft 2nd, a Class C felony.



Correct lawguy07...unless you have in your possession trafficking weight. That's a different matter.
onepatriot7onepatriot7Hall of Famer
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Originally posted by Sassy Kims:
Cute. Not original, not the first time I've seen or heard it, but cute. Big Grin

Of course, even though it's cute, the report would list at least two felonies...burglary and theft 2nd. Theft of marijuana is a felony, regardless of whether it was legally possessed by the victim or not.


you know i'm just playin 'ol buddy!!

btw, will the "I Love SassyKims" bumper sticker i have on my car keep me from getting pulled over and ticketed? Razzer
onepatriot7onepatriot7Hall of Famer
quote:
Originally posted by HomesickGirl:
There was a story in our local paper about a man in Leoma who was at a cookout when a neighbor woman came over and performed a 'sex act' on him. When it was all over, his lortabs were missing out of his pants pocket.

Headline was something like, "Drugs stolen during sex act" and there was a lurid account of how the lady was in his lap doing whatever and she ALLEGEDLY stole his drugs.

The only reason this made the paper is that this paper gets a lot of its stories from the police arrest records. So, the info in the newspaper story was provided by the 'victim' in the case, due to the fact that he called the cops to report his stolen pills.



was she a little hottie?
Sassy KimsSassy KimsOld Faithful
quote:
Originally posted by onepatriot7:
quote:
Originally posted by Sassy Kims:
Cute. Not original, not the first time I've seen or heard it, but cute. Big Grin

Of course, even though it's cute, the report would list at least two felonies...burglary and theft 2nd. Theft of marijuana is a felony, regardless of whether it was legally possessed by the victim or not.


you know i'm just playin 'ol buddy!!

btw, will the "I Love SassyKims" bumper sticker i have on my car keep me from getting pulled over and ticketed? Razzer


Won't keep you from getting pulled over...getting out of the ticket will depend on how well you convince me that you're sincere Wink
wright35633wright35633Post Master
quote:
Originally posted by onepatriot7:
quote:
Originally posted by wright35633:
That is so awesome. New show to air .... America's dumbest crime victims.


hey wright, i bet this guy let FPD in their home to take photo's and collect evidence like bong's and pipes and stuff to help prove they actually owned the marijuana in question, wonder if it had a serial number or they had etched their initials in the baggy? Smiler


I bet he didn't. Probably "too smart" for that.
wright35633wright35633Post Master
quote:
Originally posted by onepatriot7:
quote:
Originally posted by HomesickGirl:
There was a story in our local paper about a man in Leoma who was at a cookout when a neighbor woman came over and performed a 'sex act' on him. When it was all over, his lortabs were missing out of his pants pocket.

Headline was something like, "Drugs stolen during sex act" and there was a lurid account of how the lady was in his lap doing whatever and she ALLEGEDLY stole his drugs.

The only reason this made the paper is that this paper gets a lot of its stories from the police arrest records. So, the info in the newspaper story was provided by the 'victim' in the case, due to the fact that he called the cops to report his stolen pills.



was she a little hottie?


Come on! She was performing a sex act to steal drugs. Of course she was! Wink

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