1. Because your hair isn't growing back
2. Because no one believes in you anymore
3. Lightning
4. Because one one cares
5. Because you've lost your taste for human babies
6. Because you don't want to die and be all dressed up with nowhere to go
7. Because you really want to sneeze in public
8. Because the Times Daily bans your screen name
9. Because Deep Fat touched you inappropriately
10. Because men keep hitting on your fake female screen name
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11. So you can quit grinding your teeth.
Puh-leeze!! How many times do I have to correct you semi-literates? It is "AthEIsts," not "AthIEsts.
Your third grade teacher must have burdened you with the old--and incorrect--maxim, "I" before "E" except after "C". She was wrong, since she did not check with her dictionary, where she could have found such words as beige, cleidoic, codeine, conscience, deify, deist, deity, deign, dreidel, eider, either, feign, feint, feisty, foreign, forfeit, freight, gleization, gneiss, greige, greisen, heifer, heigh-ho, height, heinous, heir, heist, leitmotiv, neigh, neighbor, neither, peignoir, prescient, reign, rein, science, seiche, seidel, seine, seismic, seize, sheik, society, sovereign, surfeit, teiid, theist, veil, vein, weight, weir, etc., etc. There are many more.
It does not take an EInstein to get this business straight. If you doubt any of this, then check it out with Miss EIleen EInhorn, third grade teacher at South Park Elementary School.
con10duh++er of God,
there is no correct spelling of the word.
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Y'all forgot that whole hell and eternal ****ation thing.
yea fred that ought to be #13. mighty unlucky to choose that end.
lets say #12. is no more stopping up the toilet with aborted babies.
14. to become more angelic than "apeish"
an observation in :http://newhumanist.org.uk/466/...m-and-the-human-mind
The Victorians believed that humans were closer to the angels than to the apes. During the course of the twentieth century, however, Foley notes, "apes have become more angelic" while humans have become "more apish": "Where it was originally thought that humans were the advanced and progressive form of life and other animals the more primitive",
10. Because men keep hitting on your fake female screen name
I remember that, "her" name was "rum mama" and "she" had the christian men and women all gaga.
best are you saying you are really a man?
BOTH "Rum Mama's" are atheists. So you see, it ISN"T just Christians who dislike you. Decent atheists can't stand you either.
Have you ever known of or heard of a woman all consumed by atheism?
Have you ever known of or heard of a woman all consumed by atheism?
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Have you ever known of or heard of a man all consumed by religion?
con10duh++er of God,
there is no correct spelling of the word.
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According to Webster's Dictionary, it is spelled a-t-h-e-i-s-t. Though I think Contendah went a little over the top. 
well it irritates DF to put i before e and no s after the last t as in plural
it's no secret that i love to irritate DF
it's no secret that i love to irritate DF
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Is there anyone on here you don't love to irritate besides the people you believe to be a Christian?
BOTH "Rum Mama's" are atheists. So you see, it ISN"T just Christians who dislike you. Decent atheists can't stand you either.
"Decent atheists"? Both of them so "decent" they were banned how many times? One of them so darn decent that he "smiled in my face" in one ID and posted his crap to me in another? And both of them your attack dogs when I had never posted squat to them? Yes, that IS your idea of decent.
Yes, they are both decent people. They liked just about everyone - except you. Think about it - if someone is so easygoing that they get along with everyone except for ONE person, isn't it logical that that ONE person is the one who has a problem? You know the expression, "I'm alright, the world's all wrong"? Well, it is SUPPOSED to be a humorous expression, not something to live by. So maybe you ought to stop living by it already.
What about poor buffalo? He was banned for no good reason.
BOTH "Rum Mama's" are atheists. So you see, it ISN"T just Christians who dislike you. Decent atheists can't stand you either.
Both? Hmmm.... Didn't know the original one was. His alter ego had some words for WIP and me once about not liking the antics of a "fine Christian man."
They liked just about everyone - except you.
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And me.
In fact, most everyone on this forum doesn't like me, but I don't lose any sleep over it.
What about poor buffalo? He was banned for no good reason.
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Feeling sorry for one of your alter ego's?
Twenty reasons to abandon christianity:
They liked just about everyone - except you.
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And me.
In fact, most everyone on this forum doesn't like me, but I don't lose any sleep over it.
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the facts maam only the facts. I like you if no one else does.
