Okay, okay... it'a bad pun.
But, you gotta' admit... it was punny!
Seriously though, few folks talk about how the late Paul "Bear" Bryant was able to win so many games.
It's because he had FOUR teams!
Yep, four. Count 'em... one, two, three, four.
He had enough players to manage four full teams!
With today's more strict SEC requirements, Alabama's "Glory Daze" (yeah, I know it's mispelled) are over.
Over and out, baby!
It's crying time, and time for the losers and the boozers to cry a river (perhaps the Alabama River), a tear in their beer ('cause they're crying for you dear... you [Bear] are on their lonely mind), and otherwise sing the bluz, 'cause ol' Bar ain't gwineta be like the LORD Jesus and resurrect himself, and take the Tide to the glory land!
Nope, not at all.
The Tide's washed out, folks.
T-town's airing of their dirty laundry is just under the noses of those loyal to the pontificating pachyderms.
Anyone have any ideas about a fresh smelling laundering agent?
What should it be called?
New and improved Low TIDE?
Until the day when the "rammer, jammer, Bammer hammers" figure out that a new day has dawned, they'll continue to lose to weak teams, and even worse... to Auburn!
It's FIVE AND COUNTING!
And, 'Bama's NEVER won on their own home turf against Auburn. You KNOW that's gotta make 'em sick!
War Eagle, baby!