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Griner said Russia had begun to feel like home to her, so I guess we should say, "welcome home". Enjoy your stay. Of course we all know sleepy Joe will do something stupid and get her released so she can run back to the country she hates and further show us her hate.


Brittney Griner, an American basketball superstar and Olympic gold medalist, learned her fate in a Russian court after she pleaded guilty to a drug charge last month.

A Russian judge convicted Griner of drug possession and drug smuggling and sentenced her to 9 years in prison. She was also fined one million rubles, the equivalent of about $16,400.

Griner, 31, appeared in a courtroom in Khimki, just outside Moscow. She issued an apology ahead of her verdict and sentencing as prosecutors pushed for a 9.5-year sentence.

Desperation met stupidity on the corner of bad luck and despair, and the democratic party was born.

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Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem

MOSCOW — WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia. The judge has sentenced Griner to 9 years in a Russian penal colony where she will never have to hear America's national anthem being played.

"I'm thrilled with this ruling," said Griner to reporters. "For 9 years I will be free from the systemic racism of America and will never have to hear that awful national anthem being played. I look forward to living out the next decade far away in beautiful Russia."

Sources close to Griner say she is also thrilled that she got the exact same sentence a man would have gotten for the exact same crime. "In Russia, they really seem to care about closing the sentencing gap between men and women," she said.

Russian authorities say Griner will be given special tasks around the penal colony, such as reaching things on high shelves, pruning the tops of trees, and breaking large rocks into little rocks.

"I just want to say thank you to Vladimir Putin for saving me from the racist hellhole that is the United States, if only for 9 years," said Griner.

At publishing time, President Biden proposed bringing Griner back home by exchanging her for Hunter Biden.

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hype about her release cuz she/he is a basketball star. while the avg, white male is ignored by biden   Marc Fogel: Family of American teacher sentenced in Russia calls on Biden administration to formally negotiate for his release - CNNPolitics

He did have cannabis oil, knowing it is illegal in Russia, but IF they negotiate for Griner they should for him too. Why do people go to Russia and try to get around their laws?

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