Libs would be fine with it and I wouldn't be surprised if some of them actually did it.
Omar offers condolences to friends and family of ‘austere scholar’ al-Baghdadi
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the reclusive leader of the world’s most austere religious movement, was killed during a daring nighttime raid by U.S. Special Operations soldiers in northwestern Syria.
US Rep. Ilhan Omar released a statement offering her condolences to the friends and family of the deceased religious leader.
“It is with a heavy heart that I offer my thoughts and prayers to the friends and family of such a remarkable man—the austere religious scholar, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi,” Omar said. “I probably would’ve married him if we were more closely related.”
This fictional article’s inclusion of the phrase “austere scholar” is referencing an errant obituary headline that briefly appeared on WashingtonPost.com after al-Baghdadi’s death.