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Mitch Hedberg was a fantastic comedian!

"I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. 'Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide.'"

"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."

"I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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When I was young and super thin, I was on some occassions compared to Elizabeth Taylor. As I grew older (the operative word being grew), people began telling me I looked like the woman on Designing Women. I at first thought they meant Annie Potts, since I do sound somewhat like her character. Alas, then I realized they all meant Delta Burke!
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When I was young and super thin, I was on some occassions compared to Elizabeth Taylor


My paternal grandmother use to tell me i was beautiful and that i looked like Liz Taylor, then always added "you look just like me when i was your age."
The Patty Duke look did meld into a Liz look when i darkened my hair and added extra eyemakeup, but instead of violet eyes my eyes are teal and they change with what i'm wearing.
....Like the others, those look-alike days were many years ago.
Has anyone went to www.myheritage.com and run the Celebrity face recognition? It says I look like Liza Minnelli when she was younger (I can buy that, I'm 1/2 Italian). It also says I look like Marcia Cross and Carrie Underwood. Hmmm... I don't think the 3 of them look alike! So, take that for what it is worth.

I've been told I look like Alyssa Milano and Madonna. Keep in mind that I was a bartender and people see some pretty crazy stuff when they have the beer goggles on!
The celebrity face recognition is tons of fun. I used one picture where my hair was super curly and I had on extra makeup (New Years' Eve), and my closest match was Beyonce'. Never mind I'm white, LOL.

When I wore my hair an auburn color in law school I had several random people come up to me and say I looked like a young Jane Seymour. I never saw it myself. I've also been told I look like Reese Witherspoon. Don't see that, either.
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Has anyone went to www.myheritage.com and run the Celebrity face recognition? It says I look like Liza Minnelli when she was younger (I can buy that, I'm 1/2 Italian). It also says I look like Marcia Cross and Carrie Underwood. Hmmm... I don't think the 3 of them look alike! So, take that for what it is worth.

I've been told I look like Alyssa Milano and Madonna. Keep in mind that I was a bartender and people see some pretty crazy stuff when they have the beer goggles on!


I got to get me some of them beer goggles then!


Here is my list compiled from three different pics:

David Copperfield 75%
Glenn Danzin 74%
Will Ferrell 73%
Johnny Depp 71% If that were true I'd probably be out forgetting my morals with some young ladies instead of sitting here!
Ben Stiller 70%
Christian Slater 66%
P Diddy 64% HUH!!!
Anthony Michael 64%
Chevy Chase 62%
Jeff Gordon 62%
Tom Green 61% What the Fu get that!
Toby McGuire 60% hehe, look out ladies I'm shooting webs tonight
Maurice Gibb 60%
Jason Lee 59%
Jaquin Phoenix 59%
Bill Clinton 58% I did not have sex with that woman and if I did I'll not tell what happened to the rest of the cigars!
Michael Douglas 57%


Claire Danes 53%
Jessica Simpson 49%
I can see myself in these two women but I can't say I see how I look like them.
(shame on me!)
Mine was hilarious....from two pics made in the past 5 years and all of them 3/4 face instead of full face. I'm only giving the top four since the others were people i'm not familiar with.

Rudolph Valentino... 71% Confused
(maybe my romantic nature was captured by the camera? and he did have great bone structure...and he was gay)
Angelina Jolie...28%
Raquel Welch...56%
Carrie Fisher...47%
I've just finally made it to joining this post and I was going to suggest the myheritage but smart chick was way ahead of me, of course. I've had a lot of fun with that site. I was carrying some "steroid weight" during the Monica Lewinsky days and was compared to her often, often, often! But since then I've been compared to a lot of the brunette show biz types. I am a bizarre mutt of genetic breeds and mostly get compared to Salma Hayek, Neve Campbell, Amanda Peet (sp?) and Elizabeth Hurley. I was once told on Yahoo that I looked like the ***** of Satan. As for myheritage, I actually, though brunette, sometimes show up as Nicole Kidman and Anna Korikova as well as the others I mentioned. So, it's funny who we look like I suppose when we never agree that we look like any of them.
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I'm pretty homely so I'll refrain from insulting any celebrities at this time Smiler


Interestingly, I've found that men who play down their looks or make slightly disparaging comments like those above are often among the sexiest and most charming people I've ever met.

Maybe you're just being modest. Razzer
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Keifer Sutherland


ohhh, his name has rankled me for the past 48 hours.
short aside>>
Yesterday morning a local D.J. mentioned Donald Sutherland and her co-worker questioned who he was. She said "I thinks he's Keifer Sutherland's dad."
How can someone not know who Donald Sutherland is?
Dang it made me feel old because to me Donald isn't Keifer's father, Keifer is Donald's son.
Same way with Michael Douglas. HE is Kirk's son.
We've watched Keifer grow up. It's like saying your best friend's son who was in kindergarten with your son is hot. Ewwwww.

My husband says he can't look at Drew Barrymore without thinking about her cute little scream when she first saw ET. Said he feels like making her put on decent clothes when he sees her in anything revealing.

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