Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

and my ex thought he had it bad!

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Originally posted by bluesman *:
Oh, will, guess she was not satisfied with a raw winnie.

She wanted a hotdog!

If Hilary would have done that, she would have had my vote.

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The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.

And probably the last time climax will be used pertaining to him.

There's definitely a smoking gun with this crime.

"I don't know what I did to deserve this."

I'm just going to take a wild guess at what drove her over the edge. Could it possibly have been his need to watch tv naked in the house they "co-habited" after divorcing?

OUCH!!!!! that gives new meaning to a weaner roast.

....waiting on the deck comments

If the Sprinkler system would have gone off on the Deck.....Would it have saved the entire area?....or could it have made it too where the deck was repairable?....I hear they have a updated sprinkler system at Hooters...Something us construction workers need to check out...might give us some usefull info to pass on to consumers during a job estimate,,,,just a thought......

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Originally posted by My job stinks:
OUCH!!!!! that gives new meaning to a weaner roast.

I'm waiting for someone to say 'Pass the mustard...'

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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
If Hilary would have done that, she would have had my vote.

Good one! lol!

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Originally posted by dogsoldier0513:

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Originally posted by My job stinks:
OUCH!!!!! that gives new meaning to a weaner roast.

I'm waiting for someone to say 'Pass the mustard...'

LOL!

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Originally posted by danwlz:
....waiting on the deck comments

Ah, it was nothing really just another hotdog and a book or movie.

omg, I should have thought of this with my ex lol

OMG!!! Did it do "BRAIN" damage????????

lol that is right KS, they do think with that part of their body dont they? hehe

And my ex thought I was the grand "B"!

I went to school with a girl that came in telling us that her mom caught her dad cheating so she waited till he went to sleep and superglued his penis to his stomach! lol now that is revenge!!

Could have been worse, she could have nailed it to a stump, set it afire and give him a rusty, dull razor blade. Now that would bring a tear to the eye. OUCH!

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Originally posted by jcharr:
Could have been worse, she could have nailed it to a stump, set it afire and give him a rusty, dull razor blade. Now that would bring a tear to the eye. OUCH!

Ladies Please!!! Remove these evil thoughts from your minds! LOL

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Originally posted by Kindred_Spirit:
OMG!!! Did it do "BRAIN" damage????????

PBA, the above statement isn't evil, it is truth

And IF any woman HAS an evil thought, GUESS WHO put it there????