A National Tragedy!

I cried in my chili when I saw this. Perhaps it just couldn't go on anymore after Oscar's death. Oh, and the fact good old Oscar specified that the mobile wasn't allowed at his funeral...sad

"MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95."

Couldn`t this be a euphemism for something else?

I hope they wore protection

If they wounld have used a little lubrication the wiener would have been good as new.

I'm happy that you animals are giving this hideous tragedy the deep concern it deserves. If I'm drinking one day, perhaps I'll tell about my Wienermobile contest entry.

"Sometimes, a wiener is just a wiener"-- S. Freud


But probably not in this case.


DF

Was that Sigmund who said that, or his second cousin, Sidney, the itinerant Viennese sausage vendor?